ever thought about locking that damned door?
Hey tumblr! Did you know that if you suffer from depression / anxiety or any other mental illness, you can register your dog as an emotional support animal, making it illegal for a landlord to refuse to rent to you?…
I was beginning the process of dolma this with my pug.
whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I did both…
i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now
You kinky son of a bitch.
I used to step on mine until they exploded.
"The creature abruptly submerged again, and we were handed, humbled, back to the water. Despite holding our lives at its mercy, the monster hadn’t even realized we were there."
From “Not a Bad Bunch” by Anu Jindhal, original fiction recommended by Electric Literature. Read it for free tomorrow at Recommended Reading.