pugsnotborissjohnsen:

crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint

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It's not just men but I bet there is a lot because of them. There is just a lot of porn period and it's all catered to the masses.
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chessieness:

Fuck off

This is why I hate tumblr now, for the record. Because people are so fucking rude when someone kindly points out things.

I keep losing faith in humanity one person at a time. Usually by strong feminists who end up being misandric and refuse to admit it.

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bitelchus:

swatlock:

Pop Culture References in Shrek 2 (1/?)

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OH MY GOD, IM SO GLAD I FOUND THIS ON MY DASH.

I´VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT FOR AGES. 

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mellowmars:

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2manyjons:

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The Loch Ness Monster was spotted on Apple Maps. The size is estimated to be anywhere from 50 to 100 feet, ruling out any possibility of it being a log or a sea otter. Finally, Apple Maps is useful for something.

But this raises the question, how much longer until Hogwarts is captured on Apple Maps?

I would be willing to admit that it could be a whale or a land locked shark…but the Loch Ness monster was supposed to be in the shape or in relation to a Plesiosaur, that would imply a long neck that cannot be seen in the picture.

I mean, it could be mid dive, with the neck under the body.

That’s a Kyogre

holy shit

it looks like a boat that was moving too fast to be in the rest of the picture, so it looks submerged because of the images stacked over it

Shh don’t bring facts into it. 

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orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

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swimming-northbound:

this is literally all the motivation i would need 

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Prince George’s First Royal Tour

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